Zero to "disclose" e.t. contact 5/25/09?

Discussion in 'Tin Foil Hat Lounge' started by Tango3, May 15, 2009.

  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Rumor mill:[tinfoil101] along with the history channel teaser we have this press conference circulating:

    "if Obama doesn't disclose the govt et contact as promised before 5/31, certain well placed individuals will release overwhelming evidence (classified)? of the existence and cooperation of extra terrestrials on earth.[peep][elim][whiteflag][welcomeLG][alien]

  2. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Somebody blackmailing zero? TERRIBLE thing, that, after all the federal blackmailing of the states and us by attaching strings to all the pork doled out.
  3. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I think a few of them may be clients of mine. Come to think of it, I might have even been married to one!
  4. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    I think he has had plenty of contact with aliens.....illegal. They swarm like flies on scheisse!
  5. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    I know this is whacko newz... I maxed out on "financial doom "and am sticking my head in the sand for while.

    The dems will have a whole new class of underprivileged to pander too : "earth challenged" :)
  6. ikean

    ikean Monkey++

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  7. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Anal probes?[slow][yukface][alien]
  8. gunbunny

    gunbunny Never Trust A Bunny

    Before we get too far into this, did anybody check and see what WEB BOT has to say about this?

    What sayth Tangobot?
  9. QuietOne

    QuietOne Monkey++

    "American suckers... er, citizens, as your President I have reviewed all the reports hidden... er, collected (damn it, fix that TelePrompter) by your government and I can assure you that aliens are real and that they have come here to eat... er, meet us (fix it now!) in the spirit of gustatory satisfaction... er, I mean (cut! cut! Quick, get Biden up here, we can deny anything he says)..."
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  10. gunbunny

    gunbunny Never Trust A Bunny

    ..."To Serve Man"

    1st edition
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  11. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    I enjoy ET news.
  12. vegasrandall

    vegasrandall Monkey+++


    too dated for this crowd?
  13. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    No...... not at all! [winkthumb]
  14. Galactus

    Galactus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    I doubt I will be surprised by the news.
  15. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Where's the beef?
  16. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Obama lied, people died.....
  17. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    any word yet?[dunno]
  18. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Wasn't there an alien invasion last night that killed everyone?

    I think the TANGOBOT had a single, nutty moment when he made the original post.
  19. Galactus

    Galactus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    The only alien invasion you are under imminent threat from is heading north from Mexico.

    I am enjoying the show from upon high.
  20. QuietOne

    QuietOne Monkey++

    Yes! They're here! And they're (gasp) DEMONS! [loco]

    Just like Obama... :D
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