After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country.... "It was difficult at first," the man replied, "but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour." The passenger was astonished. "A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?" "Sure," said the Southerner. "She doesn't care how I cut the grass."
If you could see my grass with all this rain we been getting daily in Florida you would say I needed a paramour. lol
You've got a lot of property, tac. You don't need a paramour, you need a sheep. Just don't tell people that your paramour is a sheep!
Another take on the "paramour" ...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-z54EP0EhM It is a funny video clip.
