Southerners up Nawth...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jun 15, 2009.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country....


    "It was difficult at first," the man replied, "but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour."


    The passenger was astonished. "A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?"




    "Sure," said the Southerner. "She doesn't care how I cut the grass."
























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  3. The Expendable

    The Expendable Bread and Circus Master

    heh heh... maybe I should get me one of them paramours.
     
  4. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor Site Supporter+

    If you could see my grass with all this rain we been getting daily in Florida you would say I needed a paramour. lol [fnny][fnny]
     
  5. The Expendable

    The Expendable Bread and Circus Master

    You've got a lot of property, tac. You don't need a paramour, you need a sheep. Just don't tell people that your paramour is a sheep! :)
     
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO]
     
  7. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor Site Supporter+

    [ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL]

    but, I hear they are really cheap dates !!!
     
  8. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    [fnny]
     
  9. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor Site Supporter+

  10. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member


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