Southerners up Nawth...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jun 15, 2009.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country....

    "It was difficult at first," the man replied, "but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour."

    The passenger was astonished. "A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?"

    "Sure," said the Southerner. "She doesn't care how I cut the grass."

  2. The Expendable

    The Expendable Bread and Circus Master

    heh heh... maybe I should get me one of them paramours.
  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    If you could see my grass with all this rain we been getting daily in Florida you would say I needed a paramour. lol [fnny][fnny]
  4. The Expendable

    The Expendable Bread and Circus Master

    You've got a lot of property, tac. You don't need a paramour, you need a sheep. Just don't tell people that your paramour is a sheep! :)
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  6. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21


    but, I hear they are really cheap dates !!!
  7. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

  8. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

  9. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

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