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Southerners up Nawth...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jun 15, 2009.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country....

    "It was difficult at first," the man replied, "but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour."

    The passenger was astonished. "A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?"

    "Sure," said the Southerner. "She doesn't care how I cut the grass."

  2. The Expendable

    The Expendable Bread and Circus Master

    heh heh... maybe I should get me one of them paramours.
  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    If you could see my grass with all this rain we been getting daily in Florida you would say I needed a paramour. lol [fnny][fnny]
  4. The Expendable

    The Expendable Bread and Circus Master

    You've got a lot of property, tac. You don't need a paramour, you need a sheep. Just don't tell people that your paramour is a sheep! :)
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  6. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor


    but, I hear they are really cheap dates !!!
  7. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

  8. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

  9. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

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