are you a democrat, a republican or a redneck?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?​

Here is a little test that will help you decide.





The answer can be found by posing the following question:

















You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.





Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the Knife and charges at you.





You are carrying a fully loaded Glock .40 cal pistol and you are an expert shot.





You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.









What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:









Democrat's Answer
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!



Does the man look poor or oppressed?



Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?



Could we run away?



What does my wife think?



What about the kids?



Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?




What does the law say about this situation?




Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?



Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?




Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?




Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?



If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?




Should I call 9-1-1?



Why is this street so deserted?



We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.



This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.









Republican's Answer:

BANG!<S></S>








Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click...... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click
Redneck Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Redneck Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Redneck Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist​

 

Um... Redneck. Got a problem with that? ;-)

 

Nah.... here buddy have another box of cartridges for that .40 cal....lol

 

Well now I know what I am:
a redneck for sure!
Glad I took the test as it were!

 

Pity it was a written test, I'd have enjoyed and practical exercise. [rofllmao]

 

That's my girl...!

 

But, have you seen any of the Friday the 13th movies? or ditto any of the Halloween ones? or ...
the original or remake of "getaway"?

My point is no matter how good you think your shot was ..... it's always possible that they might be able to get up somehow. A good Quick Triple Tap .... two to the torso to put them down and makes the third shot easier. And a third to the coconut. Ain't no way their getting up! Just make it all fairly rapid, so as not to seem as a premeditated execution. JMHO of course.

 

RED NECK

 

A BUBBA! TWO IN THE CENTER OF MASS double FAST, one more focused to the errr, "cocoa nut". Its's What "Pogo" the firearms instructor taught us. Only one side of a story for court
, winners get to testify.Losers; errr... lose.

" But why did you shoot my client mr smith 6 times?
"Because my gun doesn't hold 7".

 

Islamic terrorists don't use knives

 

Are you sure.....? Tell that to David Pearl's friends and relatives.

 

redneck

 

failed attempt of sarcasism on my part

Im a Redneck