Don't try this at home...EVER!

So, I get a call tonight, or was it sometime today?, it's hard to tell when you stay up all night, go to bed at 11am and get up again at 8pm.....!
Anyway, this dumkoff up north decides he wants to show his animosity ( manhood?) towards another, by shooting at the guys mobile home trailer hitch...( of course there's a reason for this), the trailer is about to be moved to another location so it can be stripped ( aka: SCRAPPED).
And the guy that is about to move the trailer, is no where around!
That's the good part!
So this MORON in his ambivalence towards another person, decides to take it out on the trailer, to SHOW this other MORON who's the BOSS!
He shoots out the rear lights...took him 5 shots at 10 feet...using a 9mm Glock! ( Now understand that this individual has fired his share of ammo in the past couple of months thru this Glock, some say nearly 5,000 rounds so far....) He's what is known as an: "esspert" up there in them thar parts!
( not what I wanted to say,....)
So he shoots the rear lights to pieces, then moves on to the tires,....he manages to flatten all 2 of them! ( oh yeah, see they can move a 12 ft. x 60 ft. mobile home up there on a single axle!) Them's is esspert's, dontcha know? Well that was quick and he's looking to do a bit more to teach this scrapper a REAL lesson.... How to really mess with this guy, and make it tougher for the trailer to be moved...?( It's already got to go down a hill!)
He stops, thinks and then he see's the trailer hitch! (Oh yes he did...!)
He moves up oh so carefully, sneaking up on his prey ( I'm thinking of GUNKID!) He manages to get about 10-12 feet away and he takes aim, he fires, and he falls to the ground, screaming in agony! ( I am NOT joking!)
You see, some people are just not as smart as used chewing gum, on a hot sidewalk, in the middle of summer!
He was shooting 9mm hollowpoint ammo, at a steel trailer hitch, that was at least 1/4 thick, and there was not just the hitch, but the whole assembly, including the lock!
It richocheted, of course!
Hit that dingledork right above his right eye and laid his head wide open!
He goes home and people asked his 'accomplice in disaster' why did you let him shoot himself?
(thank GOD it wasn't me up there!)
I fell off the couch and I'm 150 miles away!
I figure give these idiots a bit more time and ammo and they'll all be dead!
Life is very very good at times!
So, how's your day goin'?
Mine's great, so far!

 

You should start calling him Rabbit.. as in Ricochet Rabbit.. lol. What a tool.

 

Natural Law; Survival of the Fittest ...

 

BWAHAHAHA!!!! He can have his fifteen minutes of fame - send his story in to the Darwin Award folks - he can get an Honorable Mention. Can't win though, as he did not take himself out of the gene pool..... yet.

 

I'd be willing to buy a ticket to see him try again.



. . . just sayin.

 

Let me know where the tickets go on sale..

 

Hahahaha...Dat's da Snizzle....

 

that guy is Dee Dee Dee.

 

let the morons take them selfs out.

 

Seems there has been a wee bit of a falling out as it were, up there just the past couple of days! 2 of the 3 tweakers are having "issues" with each other!
(It's that honor amongst thieves thing...again!)
Now the GOOD part is that both carry firearms...The one idiot has taken to fancying himself as some kind of a mafia hit man and loads his magazines wearing nitrile gloves...\
Yeah, he's a hit man ok, hits himself in the head with his own bullets! LOL!!
This is the same dingleberry that was telling others that he was going to buy a threaded barrel for his Glock, for $50.Then he was going into Chino Valley to buy a "silencer" ( not a suppressor, he doesn't want one of those!) and it will fit his threaded Glock barrel also for ONLY $ 50.
Boy did he get a shock! The "suppressors" made here in New River by AWC are not at all cheap, the least expensive one they were selling was $750. And of course then there's that "paperwork" and a tax Stamp and background investigation involved. That ruined his day...Seeing as how he has FELONY warrants out on him from California. Yeah, I can just see him buying one now!
He's looking at buying an extended barrel now, and using a muffler off an old Briggs and Stratton motor! See GENIUS! ( Wiley E. Coyote type!)
I want to see this! ( but not close up!!!)

 

I wouldn't want to be anywhere near him...... he's got a reserved spot in Club Fed waiting......

 

Or he could end up at a nice quiet 6x3x6 hole in the desert someplace...
Remember the only statistic we all should remember. 10 out of 10 people die. Morons tend to do it faster, though. Otherwise there would be no Darwin Awards.

 

Dragonfly, I am curious as to just where this happened ?

 

Well, it's still going on...I can't explain WHY they are still alive and well...Like bacteria!
The area I refer to is North of AshFork where I-40 and 89 intersect. Used to be further north right along the old Route 66, ( the town that is) seems it has burned down twice ( early 1900's) so they moved south, closer to what is now I-40. They had 2 more fires (70's) that have pretty much wiped the place out! The volunteer fire department is under investigation for misappropriation of funds....When the volunteer people were "fired" ( no pun intended) as the investigation began, the local fire chief was assaulted in his front yard, and later that night following a "city council" meeting, the one and only ambulance managed to catch fire and burn up, INSIDE the fire house!
You'll have to admit, it's a LIVELY place!
I knew NONE of this before I bought the land up there.....There oughtta be a law about "disclosure" of these things!

 

Warrning, the sign post up ahead,,, You're entering Idiotsville!!!


Bus number 666 now departing for Moronstown.


To Paraphrase J B S Haldane:
Reality is not only stranger than we imagine, it's stranger than we CAN imagine.



Fanderal

 

Dragonfly? Don't you know any ,like "Normal" kind of people?

 

Sea, I keep asking myself that same question...so far,.....NO!
They are all "warped" in one way or another!
Makes me worry about my own sanity..!
But, the doctor says I'll be just fine,.....as long as I stay on my meds!!!
( I'm NOT crazy,....and neither am I!)

 

SC, we ARE the Normal People he Knows!!!

 

Now that's ****ing scarey!