Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Lies awake every night wondering if there's a Dog...
did you hear of the midget fortune teller who was arrested for fraud, then escaped? authorities are now looking for a small medium at large......
I was walking through the mall and saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a "Muslim book store" so I went in. I was wandering around taking a look, and the clerk stopped me...he asked if he could help me; I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele. So I asked for a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims. The Clerk said, "F* ck off, get out, and stay out !" I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have that in paperback?"
"Are you illiterate? Are you unable to read and write? If so, send me a PM for further instructions....."
It has been a long long time ago, but when I was about 17 or so and MADD (mothers against drunk drivers) was a new and vocal organization, I had a tee shirt from a local head shop (don't start, it was over 4 decades ago), that was printed with DAMM (drunks against mad mothers).
You heard of the cowboy jailed for wrapping cows in brown paper? They got him for cattle rustling.....