Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by MountainMariner, May 16, 2015.
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next crap could
Or it could Spell, a lot of other things..... Like indigestion....
"dyslexics of the world untie!!!"
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Lies awake every night wondering if there's a Dog...
Or the paranoid dyslexic, in a panic told his psychologist, "Doc, I think I'm following someone!"
did you hear of the midget fortune teller who was arrested for fraud, then escaped? authorities are now looking for a small medium at large......
I was walking through the mall and saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a "Muslim book store" so I went in.
I was wandering around taking a look, and the clerk stopped me...he asked if he could help me; I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele.
So I asked for a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims.
The Clerk said, "F* ck off, get out, and stay out !"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have that in paperback?"
As a kid my mom was a member of DAM, Mothers Against Dyslexia.
"Are you illiterate? Are you unable to read and write? If so, send me a PM for further instructions....."
It was definitely funnier the third time I read it!
It has been a long long time ago, but when I was about 17 or so and MADD (mothers against drunk drivers) was a new and vocal organization, I had a tee shirt from a local head shop (don't start, it was over 4 decades ago), that was printed with DAMM (drunks against mad mothers).
You heard of the cowboy jailed for wrapping cows in brown paper? They got him for cattle rustling.....
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