Made me laugh today:

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by MountainMariner, May 16, 2015.

  1. MountainMariner

    MountainMariner Clearly Ambiguous

    I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

    My next crap could
    spell disaster.
  2. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Or it could Spell, a lot of other things..... Like indigestion....
  3. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    "dyslexics of the world untie!!!" :rolleyes:
  4. Pax Mentis

    Pax Mentis Philosopher King |RIP 11-4-2017

    Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Lies awake every night wondering if there's a Dog...
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  5. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

    Or the paranoid dyslexic, in a panic told his psychologist, "Doc, I think I'm following someone!"
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  6. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    did you hear of the midget fortune teller who was arrested for fraud, then escaped? authorities are now looking for a small medium at large......
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  7. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I was walking through the mall and saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a "Muslim book store" so I went in.
    I was wandering around taking a look, and the clerk stopped me...he asked if he could help me; I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele.
    So I asked for a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims.
    The Clerk said, "F*
    ck off, get out, and stay out !"
    I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have that in paperback?"
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  8. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

    As a kid my mom was a member of DAM, Mothers Against Dyslexia.
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  9. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    "Are you illiterate? Are you unable to read and write? If so, send me a PM for further instructions.....":rolleyes:
  10. MountainMariner

    MountainMariner Clearly Ambiguous

    It was definitely funnier the third time I read it!
  11. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    It has been a long long time ago, but when I was about 17 or so and MADD (mothers against drunk drivers) was a new and vocal organization, I had a tee shirt from a local head shop (don't start, it was over 4 decades ago), that was printed with DAMM (drunks against mad mothers).
  12. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    You heard of the cowboy jailed for wrapping cows in brown paper? They got him for cattle rustling.....
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