What Women Need

0 - 18 = A set of good parents
19 - 35 = good looks
36 - 55 = a good personality
Over 55 = cash


What men need
A warm fire
A good dog
Bowl of Chile
Beer

 

Oh yeah opps! Forgot you need scenery

 

@Cruisin Sloth. Pfft of course I'M pushing. Can't help it when some men just roll over never pass up an easy target

 

I bet you can see the hoodie and her face after a few minutes right?

 

"After a while you learn that subtle difference
Between holding a hand and chaining a soul,

And your lean that love doesn't mean leaning
And company doesn't mean security.

And you begin to lean that kisses aren't contracts
And presents aren't promises,

And you begin to accept your defeats
With your head up and your eyes open
With the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child,

And you lean to build all your roads on today
Because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans
And futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight.

After a while you learn....
That even sunshine burns if you get too much.

So you plant your garden and decorate your own soul,
Instead of waiting for someone to bring your flowers.

And you learn you really can endure...
That you are really strong
That you do have worth...
and you learn and learn
with every goo-bye you learn.'
-Jorge Luis Borges

 

Lol you guys are adorable pats the boys on the head: you just keep thinking that if it makes you feel better

 

If this is what women want, give me a few months.. Never mind! The wife will beat me about the head and shoulders with a broom..

 

Lol not the bdy... the kilt IS the shortcut to temptation