What Women Need

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Aug 24, 2015.


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  1. Ganado

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    0 - 18 = A set of good parents
    19 - 35 = good looks
    36 - 55 = a good personality
    Over 55 = cash


    What men need
    A warm fire
    A good dog
    Bowl of Chile
    Beer

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    Last edited: Sep 15, 2015
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  5. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    You forgot women..... we do need a good woman to stoke the fire, feed the dog, grab us a beer & a bowl of chili..... well and a little one on one time now and then as well. ;)
     
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  6. Ganado

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    Oh yeah opps! Forgot you need scenery ;)
     
  7. Ganado

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    @Cruisin Sloth. Pfft of course I'M pushing. Can't help it when some men just roll over ;) never pass up an easy target
     
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    One side is the devil and the other an angel.....both are equally loveable. ;) seesaw
     
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  11. Ganado

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    I bet you can see the hoodie and her face after a few minutes right? ;)
     
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  12. Ganado

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    "After a while you learn that subtle difference
    Between holding a hand and chaining a soul,

    And your lean that love doesn't mean leaning
    And company doesn't mean security.

    And you begin to lean that kisses aren't contracts
    And presents aren't promises,

    And you begin to accept your defeats
    With your head up and your eyes open
    With the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child,

    And you lean to build all your roads on today
    Because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans
    And futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight.

    After a while you learn....
    That even sunshine burns if you get too much.

    So you plant your garden and decorate your own soul,
    Instead of waiting for someone to bring your flowers.

    And you learn you really can endure...
    That you are really strong
    That you do have worth...
    and you learn and learn
    with every goo-bye you learn.'
    -Jorge Luis Borges
     
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  13. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Hm. What women need --
    A) an apron
    B) an iron
    C) a negligee
    D) inherited wealth

    {Looks around nervously, ready to duck.}
     
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  14. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    biglaff [chopper]
     
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  15. Ganado

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    Lol you guys are adorable :p pats the boys on the head: you just keep thinking that if it makes you feel better ;)
     
    Last edited: Sep 15, 2015
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  19. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter

    If this is what women want, give me a few months.. Never mind! The wife will beat me about the head and shoulders with a broom..:ROFLMAO:
     
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  20. Ganado

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    Lol not the bdy... the kilt IS the shortcut to temptation ;)
     
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