Questions That Haunt Me

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish others.”

 

Lol @Ganado .... yeah... like if Love is blind..... why is lingerie so popular???¿? hmmmmmmmm

 

@BTPost ypu big galoot its meant to be funny.... tongue n cheeky
@Bear. That is a good one .... more haunting questions!

 

And why do they call it "victoria's secret"? She ain't hiding much....

 

All hail Ganado!

We are not worthy!

So, where does you lap go when you stand up? Lapland?
And why does the Dept. of Defense have a First-Strike Capability?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
And who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its butt."
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If a circus is an array of cunning stunts, what's a whorehouse?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, florists deflowered, bakers defloured, baseball players debased, ex-husbands debrided, and dry cleaners decreased?

(Fun game! I eat cocoanut now,)

 

I'll never be able to sleep now with all those burning questions!

 

Have a cocoanut. Works for me.

 

Wut! Coconuts pfft...
Beside I thought you were drinking minty tequila?

 

Out of cocoanut.

Then I eat cocoanut. Very crunchy. Shell makes good tooth floss.

Plus my breath is as fresh as Irish Spring.

 

Flammable, but fresh.

 

WHY do we park in a driveway?
WHY do we drive on a parkway?

 

Because unwrapping the gift is an essential part of enjoying the gift...

 

And why is it, the less of it there is, the more it costs?

 

You've obviously never given your significant other a thong and bikini top hand crafted with paracord.

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Via:Paracord Thong Bikini Bottom
or paracord bikini top:

Via: Paracord Thong Bikini Bottom

Try crocheting some paracord lingerie...you know you want to...and your mrs will love you for it!

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I don't know, Ganado. It truly is a miraculous. But I do have a theory though. Guns, without some human agent operating them are unlikely to harm anyone. There are plenty of people wandering around gun shows, who look at, but do not touch guns, and they are not the agents of gun-show shootings. There is one common recipe for gun show shootings though...and that is a human agent with a gun (or guns ) on their person, and under their control who cause the gun to be discharged.

Removing the gun from the person...or the person from the gun....makes for a much safer gun show environment. But in the USA, that is never going to fly.

5 hurt in accidental shootings at 3 U.S. gun shows

 

That's just crazy talk.