I got him with the door...

The nice thing about this one is you can insert anything in for the lawyer.....senator,fan of the football team you don't like....
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There is a truck driver driving along, and he stops and picks up a priest to give him a ride.

He's driving down the highway and he sees a lawyer along the side of the road and thinks, "Hot damn! A lawyer that I could run over!" So he speeds up and heads straight for him.

At the last second he remembers the priest with him. So he swerves real quick to miss him, but still hears a thump. He looks behind, no sign of the lawyer.

He says to the priest "Wow, that was a close one, I almost hit that lawyer!"

The priest then replies "That's ok son, I got him with my door."

 

One question -- how did the driver know the man was a lawyer?

 

Or Obama...

Rancher