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I got him with the door...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by stg58, Oct 6, 2015.

  1. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+ Founding Member

    The nice thing about this one is you can insert anything in for the lawyer.....senator,fan of the football team you don't like....
    There is a truck driver driving along, and he stops and picks up a priest to give him a ride.

    He's driving down the highway and he sees a lawyer along the side of the road and thinks, "Hot damn! A lawyer that I could run over!" So he speeds up and heads straight for him.

    At the last second he remembers the priest with him. So he swerves real quick to miss him, but still hears a thump. He looks behind, no sign of the lawyer.

    He says to the priest "Wow, that was a close one, I almost hit that lawyer!"

    The priest then replies "That's ok son, I got him with my door."
  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    :cool: :5s:
  3. hitchcock4

    hitchcock4 Monkey

    One question -- how did the driver know the man was a lawyer? :cautious::unsure:
  4. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    Golf clubs? :whistle:
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  5. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Maybe, but that could also indicate a Wall Street Banker, as well.....
  6. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    Or Obama...

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