Quotes, quips and zingers

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Some of those lines are also long-standing jokes. It's good to see the truth in humor.

 

....And see humour in the truth. A good retort is the sort of thought that often turns a quip on its head to the disadvantage of the quipster.

 

13. Liam Gallagher (1972 –) on Victoria Beckham (1974 –).


11. Jo Brand (1957 –) in reply to a heckler.


9. Sir John Gielgud (1904 – 2000) on Ingrid Bergman (1915 – 1982).


7. Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965), relieving himself in the House of Commons toilets, in reply to Aneurin Bevan (1897 – 1960).


Memes Via: 13 Splendidly Snarky British Put-Downs Through History

 

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

Franklin P. Jones.

 

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

George Carlin