Quotes, quips and zingers

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  1. Legion489

    Legion489 Shining the Light of Truth

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  2. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Some of those lines are also long-standing jokes. It's good to see the truth in humor.
     
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  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    ....And see humour in the truth. A good retort is the sort of thought that often turns a quip on its head to the disadvantage of the quipster.
     
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  4. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

  5. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    13. Liam Gallagher (1972 –) on Victoria Beckham (1974 –).
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    11. Jo Brand (1957 –) in reply to a heckler.
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    9. Sir John Gielgud (1904 – 2000) on Ingrid Bergman (1915 – 1982).
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    7. Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965), relieving himself in the House of Commons toilets, in reply to Aneurin Bevan (1897 – 1960).
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    Memes Via: 13 Splendidly Snarky British Put-Downs Through History
     
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  6. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  7. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

    Franklin P. Jones.
     
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  8. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

    George Carlin
     
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