Weapons of a Philippine Mom

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Hanzo, Feb 18, 2016.


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  1. Hanzo

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  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    My best friends mother, as a youngster, was a small woman..... she specialized in the wooden spoon. She could catch you on the elbow or wherever was painful while you were on the move trying to get away from whatever mischief we had caused... usually against his 5 sisters.... his mother was part ninja me suspects. :cautious:
     
  3. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

    "the wooden spoon" was always my downfall...it still hurts now that you mentioned it ..thanks..
     
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  4. marlas1too

    marlas1too Monkey+++

    as many spankings as I had as a child I look back and see that I needed them --I learned manners,honesty,caring for others and to not hate---I was never abused just corrected it only hurt for a little and when I was in school they still had spankings for the unruly ones--yep I'm old but I learned too ==believe me some of these new kids could use a tanning like my momma would say to make them grow up
     
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  5. GOG

    GOG Free American Monkey

    The PMMA. They had a European league too, the IMMA. Italian Moms Martial Arts. Same equipment, more violence.
     
  6. Hanzo

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    That taught you to use a blunt force weapon on bone and joints, right?
     
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  7. Hanzo

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    That's how the Italian actuary came about. He can tell you not only who is going to die, but the time and cause of death too. You know the guy... Icepick...
     
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  8. GOG

    GOG Free American Monkey

    Yeah, he used to hang out with my uncle Vinnie.
     
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  9. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    Need a fly swatter under the spanking implements.
     
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  10. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    My parents used a hickory switch, from a tree in our back yard. WE had to go cut our own. As a child growing up in the south, you wanted to get the right one the first time.

    In the Philippines, some of the disciplinary actions would be considered too much, child abuse in fact, in the west. One of those ways is to make the child kneel down on mung beans. Not something a child forgets, I'm sure.
     
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