Summer Fun Redneck Style!

Been 30 years since I've been tubin' down the Salt. Used to go couple times a year. It was a blast.

 

Hey...you don't need luck if you're good.

As for the toys...variety is always good, but you've got the bases covered.

 

@kellory
Yes, the US is made of 50 autonomous states and it has been that way for hundreds of years. So what is your point?

 

I take the heat for this one.

Let the festivities resume monkeys!

 

No kidding and the reality is much to my dismay. I just noticed.

I can be tricked to a point afterwards; I begin to ignore it.

 

Only problem with tubing is you need kevlar undies for when you find those underwater stobs. A sphincter says ow.

 

@Yard Dart
So I have noticed and admittedly or painfully so.

Can we get there is the question??

 

@kellory
Why would I care about the laws where I don't live is the question?? The answer is simple; I don't.

@Yard Dart
Alcohol would have to be involved, LOL.

 

would you guys please get your own damn fishing thread and stop sucking the fun out of this one please!

Duck races with squirt guns.

 

Sponge darts (this is @Yard Dart and @Tully Mars trying to figure out how to score

 

Yep, the douche troll strikes again!!!

 

Mee tooo.!

 

Great games , I always loved watching kids play.
In the 5-60's kids toys I had were built from my Dad.

 

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Flaming Marshmallow Jello Shots
Fun, festive and crazy are three words I have for these marshmallow shooters! A jello shot inside a marshmallow, perfect for camping trips or for a wacky party dessert!

Ingredients

1(or two depending on colors) box (3 oz.) Jell-O™ any flavor
6 ounces water
6 ounces vodka
1 bag marshmallows
Bacardi™ 151 (if a flame is desired)
Directions

• Carve out the middle of the marshmallow. You can eat the center or discard it.
• Make the gelatin using one box of jello, six ounces water and six ounces vodka. Photo shows blue and red gelatin.
• Let the gelatin cool completely before pouring it into the hollowed-out marshmallow. It should still be liquid, just cooled. Use a dropper to add the gelatin to the marshmallow, it will help to keep the marshmallows clean. Refrigerate marshmallows until the gelatin has set.
• Eat them this way, or you can toast them first. To toast them, put them on a stick and roast over a campfire. Or for a quick effect (if you don't have a campfire), dip them in Bacardi 151 and light them on fire. But, just like roasting a marshmallow, make sure you blow out the flame out before eating!

 

It kind of takes the impulsive fun out of man/boy dare-devilry if one has to fill out a hazard identification matrix, and do a WHS risk assessment whenever shooting spit balls at a ceiling.