Summer Fun Redneck Style!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Apr 11, 2016.

  1. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Been 30 years since I've been tubin' down the Salt. Used to go couple times a year. It was a blast.
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  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Fence debate sucked the potential fun right out of this thread....... [deadhorse]
  3. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey++ don't need luck if you're good.

    As for the toys...variety is always good, but you've got the bases covered.
  4. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    Yes, the US is made of 50 autonomous states and it has been that way for hundreds of years. So what is your point?
  5. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey++

    I take the heat for this one.

    Let the festivities resume monkeys!
  6. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    No kidding and the reality is much to my dismay. I just noticed.

    I can be tricked to a point afterwards; I begin to ignore it.
  7. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I believe his final statement was "check your local laws"..... but then he always likes to have the last word.
    Lets try and steer the thread back to the OP. :)
  8. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Only problem with tubing is you need kevlar undies for when you find those underwater stobs. A sphincter says ow.
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  9. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    @Yard Dart
    So I have noticed and admittedly or painfully so.

    Can we get there is the question??
  10. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Years ago, I went to large farm party down in central Oregon. The guy had made the biggest redneck water slide I had ever seen. It started on the top of his hill, by the house.....and went all the way down into the lower 20 acres....he had carved a channel and lined it with heavy duty plastic. At the bottom of the hill, you popped into a large pond/pool he had made..... Great Times!!!
    And yes, alcohol was involved!! ;)
  11. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    Why would I care about the laws where I don't live is the question?? The answer is simple; I don't.

    @Yard Dart
    Alcohol would have to be involved, LOL.
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  12. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    would you guys please get your own damn fishing thread and stop sucking the fun out of this one please!

    Duck races with squirt guns.
    Last edited: Apr 12, 2016
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  13. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

  14. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Yep, been trying to figure that out....since about that age. :p
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  15. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    Yep, the douche troll strikes again!!!
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  16. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    Mee tooo.!
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  17. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Great games , I always loved watching kids play.
    In the 5-60's kids toys I had were built from my Dad.
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  18. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

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  19. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Flaming Marshmallow Jello Shots
    Fun, festive and crazy are three words I have for these marshmallow shooters! A jello shot inside a marshmallow, perfect for camping trips or for a wacky party dessert!


    1(or two depending on colors) box (3 oz.) Jell-O™ any flavor
    6 ounces water
    6 ounces vodka
    1 bag marshmallows
    Bacardi™ 151 (if a flame is desired)
    • Carve out the middle of the marshmallow. You can eat the center or discard it.
    • Make the gelatin using one box of jello, six ounces water and six ounces vodka. Photo shows blue and red gelatin.
    • Let the gelatin cool completely before pouring it into the hollowed-out marshmallow. It should still be liquid, just cooled. Use a dropper to add the gelatin to the marshmallow, it will help to keep the marshmallows clean. Refrigerate marshmallows until the gelatin has set.
    • Eat them this way, or you can toast them first. To toast them, put them on a stick and roast over a campfire. Or for a quick effect (if you don't have a campfire), dip them in Bacardi 151 and light them on fire. But, just like roasting a marshmallow, make sure you blow out the flame out before eating!
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  20. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    It kind of takes the impulsive fun out of man/boy dare-devilry if one has to fill out a hazard identification matrix, and do a WHS risk assessment whenever shooting spit balls at a ceiling. :(
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