Al and Jesse prayed for me

When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Columbus Church, I
decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why; maybe it was
because I was the only white person in the Church.
He laid his hands on my hand and said : "By the will of Jesus the Lord All
Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and repeated the same thing: "By the will of Jesus
the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
Again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and sure as hell, my car had been stolen.

 

It seems a relatively cheap life lesson to learn....



others are not so cheap.