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Al and Jesse prayed for me

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Legion489, Apr 28, 2016.

  1. Legion489

    Legion489 Shining the Light of Truth

    When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Columbus Church, I
    decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.
    I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why; maybe it was
    because I was the only white person in the Church.
    He laid his hands on my hand and said : "By the will of Jesus the Lord All
    Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
    I told him I was not paralyzed.

    Then Jesse Jackson came by and repeated the same thing: "By the will of Jesus
    the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
    Again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
    After the sermon I stepped outside and sure as hell, my car had been stolen.
  2. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    It seems a relatively cheap life lesson to learn....


    others are not so cheap. ;)
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    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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