If something happens this is the guy. Flt 413 Where is my glock when I need it?? Oh yea checked as luggage
I am thinking underwear bomb. I spotted him in the waiting area before boarding.... You know threat assessment kind of thing..... Wouldnt you know it he sits in my row and starts with his junk hugging. My Surefire E2D Defender is in my pocket ready.
and I thought that the Black thing was a Spider.... Now that my new Glass EyeBalls are here, I see he is just wearing Holy Pants....
Too much flight training. After a while you just can't turn loose of the joystick, even when you're asleep.
I had way too many pints during a layover in London one time. I got on a flight to Dallas and sat next to a woman returning from a business trip. I passed out not long into the flight and didn't wake up until we were approaching Dallas. I apologized to her if I had been snoring. She said no but you were doing some strange things with your hands. I was too embarrassed to ask what. I got my carry on and got off the plane.