Haji with his hand in his pants on the plane to Seattle

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by AD1, Jun 6, 2016.

  1. AD1

    AD1 Monkey+++

    should I be worried ???? ohno

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  2. AD1

    AD1 Monkey+++

    If something happens this is the guy. Flt 413

    Where is my glock when I need it?? Oh yea checked as luggage
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  3. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Doubt its long enough to puncture the hull, You may need a raincoat however?
    Going Luck!
  4. AD1

    AD1 Monkey+++

    I am thinking underwear bomb. I spotted him in the waiting area before boarding....

    You know threat assessment kind of thing.....

    Wouldnt you know it he sits in my row and starts with his junk hugging.

    My Surefire E2D Defender is in my pocket ready.
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  5. hank2222

    hank2222 Monkey+++

    Maybe he doing his best al budy because of the wife that is waiting for him at the end of the line
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  6. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Just misses his Camel...

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  7. Oltymer

    Oltymer Monkey++

    Probably searching for something that just ain't there...
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  8. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    omg @Dunerunner that was ugly! shockingly so, the lipstick isjust ruined i tellyou ruined!!!
  9. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    Just keeping his hand warm...

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  10. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    and I thought that the Black thing was a Spider.... Now that my new Glass EyeBalls are here, I see he is just wearing Holy Pants....
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  11. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    Too much flight training.

    After a while you just can't turn loose of the joystick, even when you're asleep.
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  12. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    That black thing is the Polo logo.
    It is a man on horseback with a polo mallet
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  13. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I had way too many pints during a layover in London one time. I got on a flight to Dallas and sat next to a woman returning from a business trip. I passed out not long into the flight and didn't wake up until we were approaching Dallas. I apologized to her if I had been snoring. She said no but you were doing some strange things with your hands. I was too embarrassed to ask what. I got my carry on and got off the plane.
  14. marlas1too

    marlas1too Monkey+++

    he just likes to sleep with his teddy bear
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  15. cranky1

    cranky1 Monkey++

    I'm with the glock guy!
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