Things You Wont Hear In a Bar. By Salted Weapon . ( feel free to add to it ) Could I have less alcohol mixed in my drink please? Could I have a smaller glass? Id would like more foam in my beer please. Thats enough peanuts thanks! I love sticky floors. I wish bars closed earlier. See that attractive woman at the end of the bar? Think she will give me change for a 20.00 More Salted W. Original Thoughts : Why don't bar stools have seat belts ? I mean wouldn't we have less accidents no one has ever fallen on a bar stool just off, seat belt save lives. My house we do not have designated drivers. We have designated drunks everyone should pitch in. I was walking by a bar at 10am and it said "sorry we are closed", I was like thinking good thing who would be drinking and be employed at 10am, and how could I be him. Why are bars always located in placed that are easiest for you to be mugged while impaired. Are they wanting to make it less stressful on the criminal ? Ok thats all the material I can make up for now, please feel free to add to it.
Why don't women wear badges in a bar..... married, single, angry divorced man hater.... you know.... badges... here's your sign.
Have not been able to go to a bar in years, costs too much money, the hangovers drive me nuts, and listening to the wife say I told you so and knowing she is right really sucks. I also get the feeling at 78 that I am the odd duck in the chicken house, it sounds like they are speaking English, but I don't know what they are talking about.
This guy doesn't go to bars..........I prefer to drink on my front porch; less chance of a DUI there!!
Well, to quote The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" See also, several men who say it better than I do. Includes "Blazing saddles" and The Monkees as well....
It wouldn't work they'd be changing the badge through out the night ,you never know what they are , for that matter they don't know what they are.
