Things You Wont Hear In a Bar. By Salted Weapon . ( feel free to add to it ) Could I have less alcohol mixed in my drink please? Could I have a smaller glass? Id would like more foam in my beer please. Thats enough peanuts thanks! I love sticky floors. I wish bars closed earlier. See that attractive woman at the end of the bar? Think she will give me change for a 20.00 More Salted W. Original Thoughts : Why don't bar stools have seat belts ? I mean wouldn't we have less accidents no one has ever fallen on a bar stool just off, seat belt save lives. My house we do not have designated drivers. We have designated drunks everyone should pitch in. I was walking by a bar at 10am and it said "sorry we are closed", I was like thinking good thing who would be drinking and be employed at 10am, and how could I be him. Why are bars always located in placed that are easiest for you to be mugged while impaired. Are they wanting to make it less stressful on the criminal ? Ok thats all the material I can make up for now, please feel free to add to it.