The most prepared man in the world!

A humorous take on the most interesting man in the world. The most prepared man in the world,his first aid kit is a hospital. He casts so many bullets he owns a lead mine. His fresh water source is the Great Lakes. Disaster avoids him. Feel free to add more!

 

He taught Chuck Norris every thing he knows!

 

His bookcase is the Library of Congress.

 

HE is his own Nation!

 

His stash of precious metals is Ft. Knox.

His food storage pantry is so big and efficient in the area of first in and first out, that he is a supplier for Winn Dixie of food stuffs long before their expired / use be date.

 

He understands women

 

The army adopted his Scout rifle as the new infantry rifle.

 

Has his own Nuclear Deterrent

 

His BOL is Cheyenne Mountain.

 

His reloading room is the Winchester ammo plant.

 

He can kick start a bored and stroked Knuckle Head in his flip flops even with the timing fully advanced, on the first try.

 

He was raptured before the Rapture raptured him.

 

Water reverse osmosis filters itself in his presence.

His garden weeds itself.

Animals slaughter themselves in preparation for canning and long term storage.

The atmosphere reconfigures itself for his HAM radio communications.

His smoke detector batteries change themselves.

After living through it and not noticing any change to his way of life, he was surprised to read about "The Great Depression" in a book.

He is, the most prepared man in the world.

 

He recites poetry to Orcas, in their own language!!!

 

He has stockpiled so much lead and ammo he lives next to Three Mile Island.

 

He creates his own wildcat rifle calibers for each type of game animal...and builds his own custom rifles.

 

His HAM call sign is "1".