Most common cause of house fires that you can't put out

We have had house fires when idiots fry turkeys in their garage drop the trukey in a pot of hot oil displaces the oil and guess what oil burns

 

Homeowners will pay most the time on stupidity.
Won't pay anytime on arson?

 

Added, Dryer lint makes an excellent fire-starter in your kit.

 

Usually its a still frozen turkey. We didn’t have one of those calls on thanksgiving this year but there is still Christmas coming up…