Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over m y eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me, he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
So what's the difference between your wife;your mistress and your girlfriend? Your girlfriend says: "Your're done already?" your mistress says: "aren't you done yet?" Your wife says: "beige" " I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
She won't be concerned with the color of the ceiling if you keep a cattle prod handy. Haha. Then again, maybe you're doing it wrong? All I do know is that with one slip, the fireworks begin. Haha.
Good one This quote Reminds me of "rodeostyle". That starts out as doggy then you whisper that she feels even better than her sister and try to stay on for 8 seconds.......
