How Moses Got the Ten Commandments > > > > > > > > God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.' > > > > > > > > The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' > > > > > > > > The Lord said, 'They are rules for living.' > > > > > > > > 'Can you give us an example?' > > > > > > > > 'You shall not kill.' > > > > > > > > 'Not kill? We're not interested.' > > > > > > > > > > > > So God went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.' > > > > > > > > The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, > > > > > > > > 'Honor your Father and Mother.' > > > > > > > > 'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.' > > > > > > > > > > > > Then God went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.' > > > > > > > > The Mexicans also wanted an example, and t he Lord said, > > > > > > > > 'You shall not steal.' > > > > > > > > 'Not steal? We're not interested.' > > > > > > > > > > > > So God went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.' > > > > > > > > The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, > > > > > > > > 'You shall not commit adultery.' > > > > > > > > 'Not commit adultery? We're not interested.' > > > > > > > > > > > > Finally, God went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments' > > > > > > > > 'Commandments?' they said, > > > > > > > > 'How much are they?' > > > > > > > > 'They're free.' > > > > > > > > 'We'll take 10.' > > > > > > > > > > > > There, that ought to offend just about everybody.