How Moses Got the Ten Commandments

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  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    How Moses Got the Ten Commandments
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    > > God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'
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    > > The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
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    > > The Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
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    > > 'Can you give us an example?'
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    > > 'You shall not kill.'
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    > > 'Not kill? We're not interested.'
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    > > So God went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'
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    > > The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
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    > > 'Honor your Father and Mother.'
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    > > 'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.'
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    > > Then God went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.'
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    > > The Mexicans also wanted an example, and t he Lord said,
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    > > 'You shall not steal.'
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    > > 'Not steal? We're not interested.'
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    > > So God went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.'
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    > > The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
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    > > 'You shall not commit adultery.'
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    > > 'Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'
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    > > Finally, God went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments'
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    > > 'Commandments?' they said,
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    > > 'How much are they?'
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    > > 'They're free.'
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    > > 'We'll take 10.'
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    > > There, that ought to offend just about everybody.
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Ha ha ha 14 people read this and only one comment, LOL
     
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Can't comment, laffin' too hard. (3 reads are mine.)
     
  5. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Just read it, replying and [ROFL]. I'm a multi-tasker with a talent for laughter. Haha.
     
  6. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    That is just so....:lol:better just to keep my big mouth shut.
     
  7. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    [fnny]
     
  8. thepatriot1976

    thepatriot1976 Resigned Membership

  9. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    BUWAHAHAHAHAHA.....that's funny....[ROFL]
     
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