You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You chew on other people's fingernails. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. You can jump-start your car without cables. You don't sweat, you percolate. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. People get dizzy just watching you. Instant coffee takes too long. You channel surf faster without a remote. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. You short out motion detectors. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. You help your dog chase its tail. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. You ski uphill. You answer the door before people knock. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
hmmm, my favorite snack is chocolate covered espresso beans, does that mean I'm addicted to coffee? It wasn't mentioned in the list so I thought I'd ask
naw, that say's you grind the coffee in your mouth, I'm just eating with a little chocolate flavoring, guess it's all in how you read it (or read into it) BTW, I can't drink any of that flavored coffee crap, I just add some sugar and creamer to my coffee - unless I'm just eating the beans, then coat 'em in chocolate and I'm in heaven.
Favorite ice-cream? Coffee First morning drink? Coffee Preferred all-day beverage? Coffee Evening drink? Coffee After dinner cocktail? Coffee and Kahlua In the candy tray? Espresso beans covered in chocolate On Counter? grinder, espresso maker, Bunn Pour-o-matic On the shelf? Blue Mountain, Kona, Kopi Luak, Eight O'clock, assorted other beans, and half a dozen tubs of Maxwellhouse and Folgers Axillary coffee stations? Office, Study, den, bar Coffee is King!
Just because I sometimes make two pots of coffee a day, doesn't mean I'm addicted. PS, I'm the only coffee drinker in the house.
We have missed the point, gents, under new guidelines, this is about survival!!!Tell us please how many pounds of coffee do you have in stash? Ours is 25 as the minimum necessary to make it 2 months--- Let's see, 25 divided by two divided by 30 is per day/ person. Overbore
Inflation has done this to Folgers: Yesterday I added one red can to my inventory but it looked funny even though the price was unchanged. Here is the "CHange" in Folgers: Old New 34.5oz 27.8oz makes 270 cups 240 cups can: 6 3/8" high 5 7/8" high Overbore
+1 wicked java monkey got his toe nails dug in my back.No where near enough put up.. figure I'll brew apot, chew the used grounds like skoal the next day, third day coffee grounds in a sweat sock suppository..
But you don't know how big the pot is! To be on the safe side, I used to get Folgers for gifts from family members. They knew it to be one I'd not have to return. I now buy coffee beans I have to grind. Folgers is for visitors. I'm limited to how much I can stock up on as I keep it in the freezer. My wife food preps are in there, and even though coffee is more important to me, she insists that we have to have food.