Moose Adventures

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[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000]Just came from picking up my fishing license. No free lunch for this moose I guess[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/FONT]

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[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000]If I'm going to visit Parthenon, I better get a Chiton. Wonder if they carry them in the gift shop? If I run into my Athena I want to make sure I'm properly attired. Dress to Impress! Did I remember deodorant this morning. In the elevator yesterday, some pretty young thing said I was smelling a little gamey. Wonder what that means?[/COLOR][/FONT]

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05 Aug 2012

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[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000]How do I get to Mama's from here? Got to get me some of that etouffee, and greens, and grits and cornbread and catfish and red beans and rice and gumbo and I gotta get some of those shrimp and fried chicken........ oh heck, I'll just check out of my hotel and bunk in with Mama. [/COLOR][/FONT]

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05 Aug 2012

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[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000]Yoo hoo, Hey George, Oh George, is that you? Hey Barbara. Is that little Georgie and Laura with you? Don't anyone shoot. Your friend Dick Cheney already ventilated me![/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/FONT]

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[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000]My dream was to be an astronaut, get strapped into the capsule with my shipmates and let them Fly me to the Moon and let me swing among the stars. let me see what spring was like on Jupiter and Mars. phfff, Here I am, a grown moose, thinking about swinging on stars. Oh Momma, see what you did to me with all those old Frank Sinatra records you lived on. Uh Oh, I hear sirens. Are those red lights I see racing this way. Think this through......why no officer, I'm not a terrorist, I'm just a lonely little lost moose, looking for my Momma. No, that will never work, better just run like hell[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/FONT]

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[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000]Imagine that! She threw me out of the car in the middle of nowhere just because I wanted to play a little slap and tickle. Girls's got not sense of humor, none at all. Wonder if I can get cell service out here. I could sure use a cab, or a horse, or a skateboard. Anything with wheels or feet that aren't at the end of my legs.[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/FONT]

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[I should know better than to come back, even for my Momma's birthday, cause this is where I got the ventilation installed under extreme duress but the first glimpse I get of Dick Cheney, I'm outta here, Momma's birthday or not

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[LEFT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000]The Captain may have to go down with the ship this isn't what I signed on for. I'm just a lounge lizard and not a very good one at that. Help, somebody, get me off this floating crate. Where's the Coast Guard when you really need them. I don't think I'm liking life at sea.[/COLOR][/FONT][/LEFT]

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[LEFT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000]hmmm Gets me thinking. I can see a chain of these across the entire US, from New York City to San Francisco and every little berg and hamlet in between. Hire some pretty girls and boys to man the cash registers and I'll be a millionaire within a year. Start-up capital can't be more than a couple grand. I could probably make a 35% ROI and reinvest in more stores. My only competition will be Planned Parenthood.. I'm a genius!!!!![/COLOR][/FONT][/LEFT][LEFT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/FONT][/LEFT]

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Now this is more like it!

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05 Aug 2012

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Exactly what does "fair winds and following seas" mean anyway? This doesn't seem to fit the description. Where's are the innertubes or at least the noodles?

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05 Aug 2012

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Just hanging out down at the dock, looking for any passing moosettes

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05 Aug 2012

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Since I stopped smoking those Italian Stogies I found in a cabin up North, I find that I have an amazing lung capacity which makes me a natural for underwater pipeline work. I think BP will allow me to live the life to which I would like to become accustomed for many years to come.

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F. Ticious, Aug 5, 2012
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