Random stuff I like

Collected tidbits that make me smile

hot diggity, Jan 13, 2020
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    • hot diggity
      Insults from before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words

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      1. "He had delusions of adequacy ” Walter Kerr
      2. "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”- Winston Churchill
      3. "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. - Clarence Darrow
      4. "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”-William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
      5. "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
      6. "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it.” - Moses Hadas
      7. "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” - Mark Twain
      8. "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” - Oscar Wilde
      9. "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.” -George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
      10. "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.” - Winston Churchill, in response
      11. "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here” - Stephen Bishop
      12. "He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” - John Bright
      13. "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.” - Irvin S. Cobb
      14. "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” - Samuel Johnson
      15. "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating
      16. "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” - Forrest Tucker
      17. "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” - Mark Twain
      18. "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” - Mae West
      19. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” - Oscar Wilde
      20. "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination.” - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
      21. "He has Van Gogh's ear for music.” - Billy Wilder
      22. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But I'm afraid this wasn't it.” - Groucho Marx
      23. The exchange between Winston Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison." He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
      24. "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln
      25. "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." -- Jack E. Leonard
      26. "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." -- Thomas Brackett Reed
      27. "He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them." -- James Reston (about Richard Nixon) —Robert L Truesdell
    • hot diggity
      Congressman Murphy.

      I won't waste a lot of your time. I know you see it as well as I do. Homeland Security is out of control. They have no interest in securing OUR homeland, only securing democrat votes. The new head of the Disinformation Governance Board, DGB, (That has a familiar ring to it.) is clearly insane or at least extremely biased and anti-American.

      It's time to rein these people in and put a stop to this madness. The First Amendment is very clear. Just as clear is that this DGB is a blatant violation of the Constitution and every principle of freedom that Americans are guaranteed by it.

      I wouldn't have sent you to Congress if I didn't think you would fight for me and our country., and it's time to FIGHT!

      Respectfully,
    • hot diggity
      Senator Burr,

      I won't waste a lot of your time. I know you see it as well as I do, but maybe you missed this. Homeland Security is out of control. Our Southern border is wide open. Secretary Mayorkas seems to have no interest in securing OUR homeland, only securing democrat votes. The new head of the DGB, (That has a familiar, and sour ring to it.) is clearly insane or at least extremely biased and anti-American.

      It's time to rein these people in and put a stop to this madness. The First Amendment is very clear. Just as clear is that this DGB is a blatant violation of the Constitution and every principle of freedom that Americans are guaranteed by it. I haven't seen it at work yet, but I'd bet that Stalin would be pleased.

      I wouldn't have sent you to Congress if I didn't think you would fight for me and our country. I know you're winding down toward retirement, but I'd like to see one more blast of the old fire you had when you first went to DC. It's time to FIGHT!

      Respectfully,
    • hot diggity
      Senator Tillis,

      I won't waste a lot of your time. I know you see it as well as I do, but maybe you missed this. Homeland Security is out of control. Our Southern border is wide open. Secretary Mayorkas seems to have no interest in securing OUR homeland, only securing democrat votes. The new head of the DGB, (That has a familiar, and sour ring to it.) is clearly insane or at least extremely biased and anti-American.

      It's time to rein these people in and put a stop to this madness. The First Amendment is very clear. Just as clear is that this DGB is a blatant violation of the Constitution and every principle of freedom that Americans are guaranteed by it. I haven't seen it at work yet, but I'd bet that Stalin would be pleased.

      I wouldn't have sent you to Congress if I didn't think you would fight for me and our country. It's time to FIGHT!

      Respectfully,
    • hot diggity
      "************* Rd has a nearby park, Hammocks Beach State Park , located 4.794498636 miles or 14 minutes away."

      No mention of the fact that the beach is only accessible by boat.
    • hot diggity
      1. No pictures yet, but the cat trapping technique I learned from a local feral cat vet many years ago qualifies as a cool trick. They use it to get feral cats from under their big folding trap (with classic stick and string manual trigger) into a cat carrier. I've adapted it to remote kitten rescue.

      Cats in a dark box will relax. When they see a bright light they think it's the way out. Zoom!
      Right into the car carrier.

      Last night I got it to work on a kitten so young he wouldn't even sniff cat treats. With an LED light at the back of a covered box trap he went right for the light as soon as the sun set.

      I'll test this on the bigger feral cats and see how it works on them.
    • hot diggity
      The whole world paused this morning.
      Do you know why? Because an 8 year old’s tank was empty.
      The boys had already started their school day at their desks and I was preparing to leave for work when I noticed my littlest standing in the bathroom wiping his face.
      I paused at the door and asked if he was okay. He looked up with tears silently dripping and shook his head. When I questioned if something happened, again he shook his head.
      So I sat on the side of the tub and pulled him in my lap. I told him sometimes our heart tanks feel empty and need to be refilled.
      He cried into my chest and I held tight.
      I asked if he could feel my love filling him up?
      A nod, and tears stopped...
      I waited a minute...
      ‘Has it reached your toes yet?’
      He shook his head no...
      ‘Okay man. We will take as long as you need. Work doesn’t matter right now. School isn’t important either. This right here, is the most important thing today, okay? Filling you back to the top. Is that good?’
      *nods*
      One more minute...
      ‘Is your heart full of mamas love now?’
      ‘Yeah...’
      *looks in his eyes* I see it shining in there, you’re full to the top, and you’re smiling!
      Y’all. You may not be 8- you may be 28, 38, 48 or whatever- but ALL of us run on empty just like he did. His weekend was so busy and so full and his little soul was just dry!!!
      We all have to pause, and take a moment to refill with the good things. Scripture, prayer, sunshine, worship, song, laughter, friends, hugs. Refill your empty, or you’ll find those emotions (tears, anger, snappy words) overflowing with no reason why.
      Take a moment. Refill. It’s the most important part of your day!
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