A man walks up to a female colleague in his office each day. Making a point of standing very close to her whilst she is standing up wherever she is, he draws a deep breath through his nose, pauses, smiles, and tells her how wonderful her hair smells. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer. The woman marches into her supervisor's office, tells him about the "hair thing", and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man. The supervisor is puzzled, and struggles to understand what the problem is. He asks her, "What's sexually threatening about a man telling you that your hair smells nice?" The woman screams : * * * * * * * * * "He's a DWARF!"
