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Sexual Harrassment

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 20, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A man walks up to a female colleague in his office each day. Making a
    point of standing very close to her whilst she is standing up wherever
    she is, he draws a deep breath through his nose, pauses, smiles, and
    tells her how wonderful her hair smells.

    After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer. The woman marches
    into her supervisor's office, tells him about the "hair thing", and
    that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man.

    The supervisor is puzzled, and struggles to understand what the problem
    is.

    He asks her, "What's sexually threatening about a man telling you that
    your hair smells nice?"

    The woman screams :
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    "He's a DWARF!"
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :shock:
    Dang it! Now I have that old commercial stuck in my head 'Gee your hair smells terrific' :lol:
     
  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    LMAO b:: :D
     
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :eek: :D
     
  5. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL] :D
     
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