$h!t Happens A little off color (NO KIDS)

$h!t Happens
A little old lady answers a knock at her door
to be met by a traveling vacuume cleaner
salesman. Before she had a chance to
speak,the man tips a bucket full of dog
$h!t over on her carpet and explains "Madam
if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all
traces of that dog $h!t from your carpet, I will
eat whats left." Well the old lady says. I hope
you are f**kin hungry, the bastards cut my
electricity off this morning!!!!

 

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