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$h!t Happens A little off color (NO KIDS)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Alpha Dog, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    $h!t Happens
    A little old lady answers a knock at her door
    to be met by a traveling vacuume cleaner
    salesman. Before she had a chance to
    speak,the man tips a bucket full of dog
    $h!t over on her carpet and explains "Madam
    if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all
    traces of that dog $h!t from your carpet, I will
    eat whats left." Well the old lady says. I hope
    you are f**kin hungry, the bastards cut my
    electricity off this morning!!!!

    bige64, larryinalabama, Nadja and 3 others like this.
  2. STANGF150

    STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

    Bad Shit.
    Cephus and Alpha Dog like this.
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