$h!t Happens A little old lady answers a knock at her door to be met by a traveling vacuume cleaner salesman. Before she had a chance to speak,the man tips a bucket full of dog $h!t over on her carpet and explains "Madam if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of that dog $h!t from your carpet, I will eat whats left." Well the old lady says. I hope you are f**kin hungry, the bastards cut my electricity off this morning!!!!