Benign............................... What you be after you be eight Artery................................. The study of paintings Bacteria............................ Back door to cafeteria Barium.............................. What doctors do when patients die Cesarean Section............ A neighbourhood in Rome Catscan............................. Searching for Kitty Cauterize........................... Made eye contact with her Colic................................... A sheep dog Coma................................. A punctuation mark D&C................................... Where Washington is Dilate................................. To live long Duct Tape......................... Suture on a roll Enema............................... Not a friend Fester................................ Quicker than someone else Fibula................................ A small lie Genital.............................. Non-Jewish person G.I.Series.......................... World Series of military baseball Hangnail............................ What you hang your coat on Impotent........................... Distinguished, well known Labor Pain........................ Getting hurt at work Medical Staff.................... A Doctor's cane Morbid............................... A higher offer than I bid Nitrates............................. Cheaper than day rates Node.................................. I knew it Outpatient........................ A person who has fainted Pap Smear....................... A fatherhood test Pelvis................................. Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative................. A letter carrier Recovery Room................ Place to do upholstery Rectum.............................. Damn near killed him Secretion........................... Hiding something Seizure.............................. Roman emperor Tablet................................ A small table Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport Tumour.............................. More than one Urine.................................. Opposite of you're out Vari cose............................ Near by/close by
