Redneck Medical Terms

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by melbo, Jun 6, 2010.


  1. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Benign............................... What you be after you be eight
    Artery................................. The study of paintings
    Bacteria............................ Back door to cafeteria
    Barium.............................. What doctors do when patients die
    Cesarean Section............ A neighbourhood in Rome
    Catscan............................. Searching for Kitty
    Cauterize........................... Made eye contact with her
    Colic................................... A sheep dog
    Coma................................. A punctuation mark
    D&C................................... Where Washington is
    Dilate................................. To live long
    Duct Tape......................... Suture on a roll
    Enema............................... Not a friend
    Fester................................ Quicker than someone else
    Fibula................................ A small lie
    Genital.............................. Non-Jewish person
    G.I.Series.......................... World Series of military baseball
    Hangnail............................ What you hang your coat on
    Impotent........................... Distinguished, well known
    Labor Pain........................ Getting hurt at work
    Medical Staff.................... A Doctor's cane
    Morbid............................... A higher offer than I bid
    Nitrates............................. Cheaper than day rates
    Node.................................. I knew it
    Outpatient........................ A person who has fainted
    Pap Smear....................... A fatherhood test
    Pelvis................................. Second cousin to Elvis
    Post Operative................. A letter carrier
    Recovery Room................ Place to do upholstery
    Rectum.............................. Damn near killed him
    Secretion........................... Hiding something
    Seizure.............................. Roman emperor
    Tablet................................ A small table
    Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport
    Tumour.............................. More than one
    Urine.................................. Opposite of you're out
    Vari cose............................ Near by/close by
     
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  3. Knightwolf

    Knightwolf Monkey+

    Too , too funny . (^_^)
     

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