Washington State and Colorado recently passed two laws. They legalized gay marriage and legalized marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect Biblical sense. Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned." Apparently we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
Clearly, ghrit, you have Zenned the Essence of the All. When you go on to become an internationally-acclaimed Speaker of Truth, can I have your day job?