- should be stoned -

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Jun 6, 2015.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Washington State and Colorado recently passed two laws. They legalized gay marriage and legalized marijuana.

    The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect Biblical sense. Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned." Apparently we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
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  2. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    That made me laugh
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  3. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    Personally - I think this is the kinda post that will heal the site.
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  4. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    Clearly, ghrit, you have Zenned the Essence of the All.
    When you go on to become an internationally-acclaimed Speaker of Truth, can I have your day job?
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  5. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter+++

    BIG belly laugh here!!
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