** not sure if this has been posted but someone just passed this on to me today. Funny but true. :)
How many internet forum members does it takes...
Super Bowl Tickets
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl in Houston, Texas. He purchased nonrefundable box seats plus...
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his dvice on reviving herhusband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the...
in a cooking
I have a Benefits Question.
Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my...
Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them
A shipwrecked Scotsman finally washed ashore on a small island. As he regained consciousness on the beach, he noticed a beautiful, unclad nymphet...
An Englishman, a Welshman, and a Scotsman were sitting in a pub one day, each enjoying a pint. All of a sudden, three flies appeared, each landing...
Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,
watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Larry didn't...
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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr Common Sense.
Mr Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows...
A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for an extraction.
"$85 for an extraction sir" was the dentists reply.
"Och! huv ye nay...
There was this quiet, conservative man who happened to own a parrot. Unfortunately for the man, this parrot swore like a sailor. He would swear...
Had to think this over for a bit, whether here or humor. Here won.
An old priest lay dying in a hospital. He had served...
A man walked into a Dentist's office with one side of his face hugely swollen. The Dentist checked him over and announced that he had three badly...
This is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen like this, and is a prime Example of in your face!
‘Epic’: Homeowners’ Response to Government...
.... I meant "Great Anagrams"....
Someone out there
Must be "deadly" at Scrabble.
Wait till you see the last one!
Democratic National Convention Schedule
Monday, July 25, 2016
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention
I'm aghast at the number of members who forget to include Bacon in their bug out bags...
Bacon has many used...
Lube for patches on...
Jeez, God must really have it out for that gorilla! Just days after being shot dead by Cincinnati zookeepers when a child entered his...
This is the story of a young college student flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He had a heart attack and...
This was in our local Craigslist. Thought it was great and even has a map.
How to make safe drinking water
Before we get into the actual process of purifying water, I feel it is my duty to warn the reader of the extreme...
Moving to Detroit
Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Detroit, when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck,...
This is from an email this morning and I thought it was worth passing on. Some days we can all use a smile.
If I had a dollar for every girl...
When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Columbus Church, I
decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.
Donald Trump's confession....
" 'I’ve been rude, rotten and repulsive throughout my personal and business life'..."
For the whole...
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