Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by pjterven, Sep 16, 2011.

  1. pjterven

    pjterven Monkey+

    Bob forgot his wife's birthday. His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!" The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box… gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. . . Bob has been missing since Friday!
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