10-speed bicycle

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
    The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = U2 /><U2:p></U2:p><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" />
    Little Joe told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.'
  2. Dawg23

    Dawg23 do or do not, there is no try

    [rofllmao] :D :shock: [lolol] [fnny] :lol: [ROFL]
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