10 Things Gun Guys Never Say

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  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    10 Things Gun Guys Never Say

    Published: 6:47 PM 08/09/2012



    By Michael Piccione



    Every gun guy knows the list of things you should never do with a gun. Don’t point it at anything you don’t intend to shoot for instance . If you have been around gun guys as long as I have you can spot a wanna-be gun guy quickly. Sometimes it’s their actions, other times it’s with their words. Here are 10 statements a real gun guy will never say.

    10. I wish someone would make men’s concealed carry Capri pants.

    9. I don’t want my grandfather’s guns, they are too old.

    8. My next range bag will be a Gucci or Burberry if I can ever make my mind up.

    7. No thanks, I have enough ammo already.

    6. The .45 ACP and the 30-06 were huge mistakes.

    5. As soon as someone makes a lavender scented AR-15 I’ll buy one.

    4. John Moses Browning? John Moses Browning? Nope, never heard of him. What did he do?

    3. Tell that bikini model wearing the thigh holster she is not welcome here.

    2. Although it was a tough decision I decided to donate to Obama’s campaign instead of getting a new XD.

    1. The right to keep and bear arms could be interpreted to mean a lot of different things.



     
  2. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    And-- I have enough firearms.
     
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  3. STANGF150

    STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

    There is such a thing as enough ammo? o_O
     
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  4. TwoCrows

    TwoCrows Monkey+

    Only if your house is on fire
     
  5. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    Gentlemen, let me add this one:

    I can shoot better then my wife.
     
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  6. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Aslaskachick can out shoot "Me" with a Pistol, every day of the week, and twice on Sunday... It is her "Gift"... I, however, have a much better Hit Record with any Rifle, in the inventory.... by a wide margin.... We haven't gotten to Shotguns yet... maybe this winter.... we will See... YMMV...
     
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  7. wrc223

    wrc223 Monkey+

    My wife started shooting high power this year. I built her a full out, one off lightweight AR and everything is set up from the trigger to the sights specifically for her. I even had our spring supplier set me up with a buffer spring for the stock that reduces felt recoil to that of a .22mag. Her second match this year she shot a 677 (out of 800). Her current average is 681. That woman can shoot I am just grinnin from ear to ear. I KNOW she will protect the kids incredibly well......better than a momma bear with cubs! And I know she has my 6 covered. She is also handy with a shotgun. I got her a CZ 720 and she can bust 19-22 out of 25 on the trap field.
    I cant get her to handle semi auto pistols though. She is handy with a 6 gun, 44-40, 357 mag, 38spl, 45LC no problem. 1911, Ruger 9mm, CZ75, she wants no part of it. So, it's rifles and shotguns for her and I am incredibly ok with that.

    She mentioned a bow recently.........:eek:
     
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  8. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Find someone with a FN Browning HiPower in 9mm.... One of the Old ones.... and let her try that..... you wll be surprised how she will like to shoot it.... I had to bribe Alaskachick, with her very own Dan Wesson Pistol-Pak Stainless .357 Mag. to get my HiPower, back from her... .....
     
  9. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I keep and bare arms....all the time
     
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  10. I've never heard a gun guy or girl say..
    Hoppes number 9 stinks.

    Most shooters I know love the smell.
     
  11. snowbyrd

    snowbyrd Latet anguis in herba

    'Nope, 'ya fit that inside the thigh holster your self Vanna'
     
  12. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    WRC, you are one blessed gent. My wife can shoot a 1911 fairly well, revolver, and a 22 rifle. She shy's away from high powers.
    ETA: a real "gun nut" will use Hopps as cologne---lol.
     
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  13. I don't see how it didn't make the list..
     
  14. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    CLP under the arms.Nice scent and NO FLEAS all day........................UM, might should of kept that one to myself.o_O
     
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  15. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    They don't work. They're just for decoration.
     
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