12 PC days of Christmas

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 28, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    The 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas
    On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a monogamous relationship between consenting adults gave to me:

    TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

    ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18 member orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note),

    TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping,

    NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

    EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk products from enslaved Bovine Britons,

    SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,

    SIX enslaved Fowl Britons producing stolen non-human animal products,

    FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,

    (Note: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the Calling Birds, French Hens and Partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further Animal-Briton enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.

    FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

    THREE deconstructionist poets,

    TWO Sierra Club calenders printed on recycled processed tree carcasses and ...

    ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

    Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Blessed Ramadan, Good Kwanzaa,
    Blessed Yule and happy holidays!!! (unless otherwise prohibited by law).*

    * Unless, of course, you are suffering from Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD). If this is the case, please substitute this gratuitous call for celebration with the suggestion that you have a thoroughly adequate day.


    :D
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    foosed I couldn't get the words to fit the music.:(

    If you don't mind... I think I'll keep singing it the original way. Call me an old-fashioned girl;).

    FA-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
     
  3. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Ah Christmas in Kommifornia. Sounds like a perfect excuse to go get a root-canal. :D
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Ok...THAT made me laugh! [rofllmao]
     
  5. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    It just shows that I have a wonderful sense of humor or timing or both. Haha. Got to have one living out here.
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Understood....

    Been there..spent some time in Southern California.....(Got stuck out there 9/11)

    Remember...I live in Florida...;) on an island...

    another land of transients ...:rolleyes:
     
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