2 Coffees ~

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Sep 16, 2010.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

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    </td></tr></tbody></table> Arriving at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.'No my son, I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

    Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.
    He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'Why no he answers, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'
    Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asksagain, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.' Mohammed higher than Jesus!
    Man oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:
    'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breathfrom all his climbing.
    'No, my son.... I am Almighty God, the Alpha and Omega. But you look exhausted.
    Would you like a cup of coffee..?'
    'Yes! Please, my Lord' as God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out:
    'Hey Mohammed-- two coffees!'

    Keep your trust in God; your government has failed you miserably.

  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    [beer][LMAO][LMAO][flag][winkthumb][winkthumb][applaud]I love it, but then I am just a little bit biased.
  3. hsapientia

    hsapientia Monkey++

    THAT was funny! Thanks for the laugh.
  4. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    yup, that was a grand one!
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