Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, May 7, 2012.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Question 1:
    If you knew a woman who was pregnant,
    Who had 8 kids already,
    Three who were deaf,
    Two who were blind,
    One mentally retarded,
    And she had syphilis,
    Would you recommend that she have an abortion?

    Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

    Question 2:
    It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
    Here are the facts about the three candidates.

    Candidate A:
    Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists,
    He's had two mistresses,
    He also chain smokes,
    And drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

    Candidate B:
    He was kicked out of office twice,
    Sleeps until noon,
    Used opium in college,
    And drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

    Candidate C:
    He is a decorated war hero.
    He's a vegetarian,
    Doesn't smoke,
    Drinks an occasional beer,
    And never committed adultery.

    Which of these candidates would be our choice?

    Decide first ... No peeking, and then scroll down for the response.

    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

    And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

    If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

    Pretty interesting isn't it?
    Makes a person think before judging someone.


    Amateurs ... Built the ark.
    Professionals ... Built the Titanic
  2. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    I used the Beethoven line in a debate way back in my school days as my closing argument... won the debate....
  3. Brokenpatriot

    Brokenpatriot Monkey

    Yes, but if conspiracy theorists are to be believed, the titanic never sank, as it was switched out for its sister ship, the critically damaged Olympic, in an elaborate insurance scam! ;)
  4. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Technically either answer to A is non kill. You asked if you would 'Recommend' an abortion, not perform an abortion. Big difference.

    and I elected Churchill. Those without vices scare the hell outta me at times.
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