really... 1-There is NO recession. 2-People don't give a damn what they look like in the morning. many of them don't care what they look like at ANY time of day, for that matter 3-Anyone who drags their screaming 2 & 3 year olds to stores full of cheapskates at 5:00 in the morning do NOT need to breed. 4-There is NO recession. 5-All girls/women between the ages of 16 and 30 should be given a choice- A CELL PHONE OR A DRIVER'S LICENSE!!!!! and if they choose the latter, they should never EVER be allowed to drive over 45 miles per hour or get within 150 feet of the rear of any other vehicle on any street or highway 6-All men/boys between the ages of 16 and 30 who have no physical handicaps should NOT be allowed to park in the first 100 rows of ANY store on Black Friday. 7-There is NO recession. 8-People are CHEAP!!! (not that there's anything wrong with that-one of my greatest assets is my stinginess) 9-If a sale seems too good to be true, IT IS!!! 10-If you tell your teen-ager you bought his/her pants/slacks from K-Mart/Wal Mart/Target, they'll burn them the first time you aren't looking. If you tell him/her that same item is from Abercrombie & Fitch, they'll wear it every day for a month. 11-There is NO recession. 12-The anchor stores (J.C. Penney, Younkers, Dillards, Sears, etc.) could sell every item in their stores on Black Friday for 95% off the retail price, and sell coffee & donuts to all their customers for $50.00 apiece, and they'd STILL make a profit. 13-People find out on Black Friday just how over-rated sleep is. (This goes hand-in-hand with # 2 above). 14-Any guy who buys his wife/girlfriend (or both) ANYTHING from Victoria's Secret (on Black Friday or any other day) should be forced to WEAR any and all items bought in front of every shopper in the store/mall on that particular day. 15-There is NO recession. 16-A car dealership that advertises a free 2005 Chevrolet/Ford, etc., with the purchase of a $20,000.00 sausage & cheese biscuit on Black Friday should probably be avoided. 17-People who maintain that stores should offer day care on Black Friday need to get a clue. 18-People who buy 147 rolls of toilet paper from Sam's Club to save .43 cents need to get a clue. (Or quit eating chili on Thanksgiving). 19-People who tell the world to go to hell and stay in bed on Black Friday are my heroes. 20-There is NO recession.