20 ways the world could end.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kingfish, Feb 29, 2016.


  1. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    The problem is all inside your head
    She said to me
    Just take the blue pill to
    Avoid reality
    Instead I took the red pill
    That she also offered me
    There must be twenty ways
    To end the world

    She said it's really not my habit
    To intrude
    Furthermore, I hope my meaning
    Won't be lost or misconstrued
    But I'll repeat myself
    At the risk of being crude
    There must be twenty ways
    To end the world
    Twenty ways To end the world
    [CHORUS:]
    An asteroid impact, Jack
    Nuclear war in Iran, Stan
    Epidemics no joy, Roy
    Just go kablooie
    Gamma-rays hit your bus, Gus
    Black holes suck just too much
    Mass insanity, Lee
    And go kablooie

    She said it grieves me so
    To see you in such pain
    I wish there was something I could do
    To make you forget again
    I said I appreciate that
    And would you please explain
    About the twenty ways

    She said why don't we both
    Just put some food away
    And I believe a little ammo
    Would help to smooth the way
    You'll begin to see the light
    And then she kissed me
    And I realized she probably was right
    There must be twenty ways
    To end the world
    Twenty ways to end the world
     
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  2. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd

    Why wait till then? It's always happy hour somewhere. ;)
     
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  3. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

  4. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Hard Apple Cider..... :cool:
     
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  5. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    I keep it simple. There are two ways to end the world; the first is as we know it and the second is completely.
     
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  6. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Well in case it doesn't end, I plan on living.
     
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  7. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    As the alternatives are obvious; living is the best choice.
     
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  8. fedorthedog

    fedorthedog Monkey+++

    I think you hit the nail on the head with this King, what ever causes it, it will be based on some form of belief most likely political or religious. (I intend to include the religion of non belief in that)
     
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  9. Kingfish

    Kingfish Self Reliant

    Trying to predict how the world ends is like mind boggling. This keeps me focused on being more self reliant and learning to cope with different types of shortages. Today we looking at some long term storage foods. some of those 25 year shelf life packets that just need water.
     
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  10. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    I really am not "Worried" about "HOW the World will End"..... simply because I really can't do anything about it, in the First Place, AND I will likely already be DEAD, by the time it happens in the Second Place.... I have other things that are Way more important, to take up my time....
     
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  11. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    @BTPost
    Exactly, the end of the world means we are dead or none of our preps will be of any aid. Some folks believe differently and they are only kidding themselves.
     
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  12. Kingfish

    Kingfish Self Reliant

    Im not ready to expire quite yet. End of the world as we know it? or end of the world period . End of the world as we know can be survived. End of the world period? different scenario I guess. I would still try and survive as long as I could. It is in my blood to keep going, to never give up, to survive anything. Or to die trying.
     
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