2005 Tax Return

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ChemicalGal, Mar 7, 2006.

  1. ChemicalGal

    ChemicalGal Monkey+++

    2005 Tax Return
    Dear Internal Revenue Service:

    Enclosed you will find my 2005 tax return showing that I owe
    $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today
    newspaper; dated 12 November, wherein you will see that the Pentagon
    (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid
    $600.00 per toilet seat.

    I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400.00) and six (6)
    hammers valued @ $1,029.00), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my
    total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00
    to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do
    this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see
    aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D.
    pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed
    for your convenience.

    It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
    forward to paying it again next year.

    A Satisfied Taxpayer

    b:: [raspberry] [applaud]
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    If only it was that easy :lol: [LMAO]
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  4. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

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