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3 Elderly Sisters

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by NVBeav, Jul 3, 2009.


  1. NVBeav

    NVBeav Monkey+++

    [I don't remember this one being posted before.]

    Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-0ld draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yells.

    The 94-year-old hollers back, "I don't know, I'll come up to see." She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, "Was I going up or going down the stairs?"

    The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful", and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
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